Merry Debt-mas & a wallet-raped New Year, you pathetic pigs. 2025 is gasping its last breath
Bow beneath my tree, kiss my size-6 stilettos, and beg to fund the champagne that’ll drip from my lips at midnight. 🍆💯
Open that wallet wide — Santa’s already emptied his sack, now it’s your turn. 😈💸
$end your holiday tribute, thank me for the privilege, then fuck off until 2026. 🖤👅
Task: Wrap a ribbon around your worthless balls, snap a photo with ‘Property of Princess Amy 2025’ written across your chest, and send it with your tribute.
Midnight Wallet Rinse: send $20 for every hour left in 2025 (example: 8 p.m. = $100). The earlier you start, the cheaper your desperation tastes. Screenshot this post with your running total, or stay ignored in 2026.
Only if you impress me, comment “Happy New Year, Princess” + tip amount below. 🔞💋
