Bills & Pampering

Welcome to your purpose, piggy. This is where you make yourself useful. Your existence means nothing until you're funding my perfect life. Every dollar you earn belongs to me—I'm just letting you hold it temporarily. 

BILLS & PAMPERING 💎👑

GET YOUR CREDIT CARDS OUT, LOSERS. 💳

Start paying my bills to make my life easier. That's your only purpose now. I've compiled this list of MY expenses, and I expect YOU to make them yours. Choose a bill. Own it. Worship it. Fund it like your life depends on it—because your worth certainly does.

This is how new slaves get noticed. This is how you crawl out of the sewer of anonymity and into my awareness. Cover an entire bill, and I might learn your first name. Might.

YOUR NEW RELIGION: MY FINANCIAL CALENDAR 📅

You will pay daily, weekly, monthly, and on time—EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. No excuses. No, "I got paid late." No "my car broke down." I don't care about your problems. I care about my bills being paid.

You will take out loans, borrow money from your pathetic family, sell your belongings, max out credit cards, and do WHATEVER IT TAKES to ensure my lifestyle continues uninterrupted. You'll work overtime while I oversleep. You'll skip meals while I order room service. You'll live in a studio while I upgrade my penthouse.

PAYING MY BILLS IS SIMPLY PART OF MY LIFE. And now, it's simply all of yours.

• ᗩᗪOᑭT ᗩ ᗷIᒪᒪ •

DAILY ESSENTIALS 
Your Wallet's Morning, Noon & Night

FUND MY EVERYDAY LUXURY. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

These are non-negotiable. My daily routine doesn't stop because you're broke. Set up auto-tribute or prepare for destruction.

☕ Starbucks Addiction - $40.00/day Due: Every morning by 8 AM EST. I go to Starbucks a LOT. You're my barista now. Send $40 daily, or I'll go caffeine-deprived and take it out on you.

🍿 Snacks - $25/day Due: Daily by 10 AM EST. My munchies are your problem. Venmo me before I get hungry.

🍳 Breakfast - $15/day Due: Daily by 9 AM EST. I wake up, you pay. Simple.

🍔 Lunch - $70.00/day Due: Daily by 12 PM EST. I eat, you fund. Don't be late or I skip lunch, and you pay double the penalty.

🥩 Dinner - $100.00/day Due: Daily by 6 PM EST. My dinner costs more than your entire day's food budget. Pathetic.

⛽ Fill Up My Gas Tank - $60.00 Due: Every other day by 7 AM EST. My car never runs empty. Your bank account will.

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WEEKLY OBLIGATIONS

MY WEEK, YOUR FINANCIAL NIGHTMARE.

These hit every week without fail. I don't care about your pay schedule. Adjust yours to mine.

💕 Dates with Hubby - $300.00/week Due: Every Friday by 5 PM EST. I date a real man; you pay for it. You stay home alone. Perfect.

⛽ Gas for Car (Weekly) - $75.00 Due: Every Sunday by 9 AM EST. My car stays fueled. Your life stays empty.

🛍️ Weekly Shopping Addiction - $600.00 Due: Every Saturday by 12 PM EST. I shop, you pay. Don't ask what I bought. It's none of your business.

🐕 My Pit Bulls - $100.00/week Due: Every Monday by 8 AM EST. Food, shampoo, anything else they need. They're worth more than you.

🕯️ Bath and Bodyworks Addiction - $200.00/week Due: Every Wednesday by 3 PM EST. My addiction is your financial responsibility.

👗 TJ Maxx Addiction - $200.00/week Due: Every Tuesday by 2 PM EST. I hunt deals, you fund them. Ironic, isn't it?

🎯 Target Addiction - $200.00/week Due: Every Thursday by 4 PM EST. I browse, you bleed money.

🍸 Buy Princess Amy's Drinks at the Club - $60.00 Due: Every Friday night by 10 PM EST. I should NEVER have to buy my own drinks. You're my personal bartender.

🎬 Pay for My & Hubby's Movie Tickets - $100.00 Due: Every Friday by 6 PM EST. Date night entertainment, funded by your suffering.

🍾 Date Night w/Hubby - $200.00 Due: Every Saturday by 7 PM EST. The full date experience, on your dime.

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MONTHLY BILLS

THE FOUNDATION OF MY LIFESTYLE. THE DESTRUCTION OF YOURS.

These are the big ones. Miss one and you're done.

🏠 Rent - $450.00 Assigned to: Your (Screen)Name Here. Due: 1st of the month by 12 AM EST. Keep my palace running, or live on the streets where you belong.

📺 Cable - $120.00 Due: 5th of month. I watch premium channels. You watch your bank balance drop.

⚡ Electric Bill - $100.00 Due: 10th of month. I stay comfortable. You stay worthless.

📡 Phone/Internet/Wi-Fi - $250/month.  Due: 1st of month. So I can ignore your pathetic messages in 5G.

🚗 Car Payment - $500.00 Due: 15th of month. My luxury ride, your financial ruin.

🛡️ Car Insurance - $300.00 Due: 12th of month. Protecting my asset since you're certainly not one.

📱 Cell Phone (2 phones) - $120.00 Due: 1st of month. One for personal use, one for draining you more efficiently.

🏥 Health Insurance - $400.00 Due: 3rd of month. My health is priceless. Yours? Irrelevant.

🛒 Buy My Groceries - $300.00 Due: Weekly installments of $75. I eat organic. You eat your feelings.

🎵 Spotify, Netflix, Hulu, etc. - $50.00 Due: 1st of month. My entertainment, your subscription to suffering.

💊 Princess Asthma & Allergy Medication - $200.00 Due: 15th of month. My health is your financial priority. Don't fuck this up.

Security System - $80/month. Due 1st. Keeping desperate losers like you away from me.

PAMPERING & LUXURY

MY PERFECTION DEMANDS YOUR FINANCIAL SACRIFICE.

These aren't optional. These are requirements for maintaining a Goddess.

💅 Manicure - $60.00 Due: Every other Friday by 11 AM EST. My claws stay sharp for wallet extraction.

👣 Pedicure - $60.00 Due: Every other Friday by 11 AM EST. My feet are worth more than your entire existence.

💇 Haircut & Color - $300 Due: 20th of month. Goddess hair doesn't happen by accident, idiot.

👗 Clothing and Shoes - $300.00 Due: Weekly installments of $75. My closet grows, your savings shrink.

💄 COSMETICS - $200.00 Due: 15th of month. I look expensive because you pay for it.

👠 Shoe Shopping - $250.00 Due: Every Saturday by 2 PM EST. New shoes, new ways to step on you.

🛍️ Small Shopping Spree - $500.00 Due: 25th of month. "Small" is relative. Your version of big is my version of small.

🛍️ Shopping Addiction - $900.00 Due: Weekly installments of $225. I have a problem. You're the solution.

🧦 Shoes, Stockings, Socks - $150.00 Due: 10th of month. My feet stay wrapped in luxury. You stay wrapped in debt.

🌙 Night Away - $400.00 Due: On demand. When I need a break from being worshipped, you fund my escape.

🎨 Tattoo - $500.00 Due: On demand. When I decide to get inked, you pay the artist.

💋 Makeup - $90.00 Due: 5th of month. I wear it for me. You pay for the privilege of knowing I exist.

🌸 Beauty Needs - $100.00 Due: 15th of month. Miscellaneous beauty items. Miscellaneous your money.

🍾 Booze - $200.00 Due: Weekly installments of $50. I drink, you fund. Simple.

Hair Salon - $300/month. Due 15th. Goddess hair costs goddess money. Pony up.

TECH & SUBSCRIPTIONS 

I STAY CURRENT. YOU STAY BROKE.

My technology is superior. Your ability to pay for it is mandatory.

📱 Galaxy S25 Ultra 1TB - $1,299.99 Due: ON DEMAND. Personal use. My phone, your financial crisis.

📱 Galaxy S25+ 256GB Cell Phone - $999.99 Due: ON DEMAND. Non-personal use. For draining you more efficiently.

📱 Galaxy Tab S10 Lite - $549.99 Due: ON DEMAND. For content creation that you'll never see.

📱 Galaxy Tab S11 Ultra - $1,199.99 Due: ON DEMAND. Because I want it. That's the only reason you need.

Subscription Boxes  I want 

💝 BOXY CHARM Subscription - $30.00/month Due: 1st of month. Beauty boxes for a beauty you don't deserve to see.

💝 BOXYLUXE Subscription - $60.00/month Due: 1st of month. Premium beauty, premium draining.

💝 BOXYCHARM PREMIUM - $45.00/month Due: 1st of month. Because "regular" wasn't enough.

💝 Scentbird 12-months - $180.00 Due: Annually by January 1st. I smell expensive. You pay annually.

💝 FabFitFun Annual Subscription - $200.00 Due: Annually by January 1st. Fit and fun for me, financial ruin for you.

💝 Ipsy Glam Bag Plus - $28.00/month Due: 1st of month. Glamour isn't free. Neither am I.

🛁 Lush Subscription - $50-100/month Due: 15th of month. I bathe in luxury. You bathe in regret.

Other Stuff

PORTRAIT PRO $119.95 click here

Paint Shop Pro click here

BONUS OPPORTUNITIES

• Birthday Tribute (June 1st) - Triple tribute required. I'm a Gemini, which means I get twice as much. 

• Holiday Tributes - Christmas, Valentine's, My half-birthday—every day ending in Y.

 • Just Because - Send money randomly. It proves you're thinking of me (and not your worthless family).

💸 HOW TO PAY ME

Initial Tribute Required: $50 (or you're invisible to me)

Preferred Platforms (In order of my convenience):

LoyalFans - Tribute button is right there, use it.

Fansly - Don't make me wait.

AdmireMe.VIP - Show your desperation.

MintStars - For the crypto-obsessed losers.

NiteFlirt - Call and tribute while I roll my eyes.

SextPanther - Text me money, not words.

RULES FOR MY PAY PIGS 📜

🔥 DO NOT message me without a tribute. You'll be blocked instantly. 🔥 DO NOT ask for attention. You earn it with cash. 🔥 DO NOT complain about amounts. Increase your income or fuck off. 🔥 DO send receipts. I want proof you served. 🔥 DO thank me for the privilege of paying my bills. Groveling is encouraged. 🔥 DO understand that tributes are NON-NEGOTIABLE and NON-REFUNDABLE. I already spent it, loser.

EXPECTATIONS 💯

I don't care about your financial situation. I care about my financial elevation. You will go into debt for me. You will skip meals for me. You will work overtime for me. My happiness is your only priority.

Every tribute is a confession of your inferiority. Every dollar is an admission that I own you completely.

YOUR REWARD? 😈

You get to exist in my world. You get to see my perfect life funded by your sacrifice. You get the privilege of knowing you're useful for something—even if it's just being my human ATM. I might even read your pathetic "thank you" message before I delete it.

HOW TO CLAIM YOUR BILL 💳

Step 1: Send an initial tribute of $50 (or you're invisible). Step 2: Message me, "Princess, I want to own your [Bill Name]." Step 3: Send the FULL first payment immediately. Step 4: Set up automatic recurring payments. I don't chase—I'm the one who gets chased. Step 5: Send proof of payment every single time. I want screenshots, confirmations, and receipts.

FAILURE TO PAY ON TIME = IMMEDIATE BLOCK + PUBLIC HUMILIATION 🔞

FINAL WARNING 🔞

Approach correctly or don't approach at all. My patience for time-wasters is nonexistent. Your first message should be "Tribute sent, Princess," and nothing else.

Now get to work. My bills won't pay themselves. 💵👑